Welcome to the Town Of Far Away. We hope you enjoy your visit.
– Town Motto: “If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.” -Marcus Tullius Cicero
– Town Mission: “Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
– Town Vision: “Everything we got, until we think of something better.”-Mayor, Richard J. Daley
Town Hall
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.~Dos and Don’t in Far Away
smile genuinely and often.
mind your p’s and q’s, and hold the door open.
say thank you to those who hold the door open.
take a penny, leave a penny.
when in public, dress for guests.
treat family like company, and company like family.
exercise daily.
if angered, confused or troubled, take a walk.
if still angered, confused or troubled, clean something.
if still angered, confused or troubled, call dad or the like.
on occasion, enjoy doing nothing.
learn a skill, take up a hobby, become good at something else.
practice and learn to stop talking.
if there is trash in your path, pick it and toss it in the dustbin.
choose nature over modernity.
drive carefully.
never drink to excess.
do not break wind in an elevator, there is a $500 fine.
before walking into a public or private space, your body odor should not make other’s wretch, $500 fine..
send lost people home.
emancipation is age 21.
it’s all in the timing.
one vote per household.
single people live in apartments, families live in a house, widow/widower decide.
truth and loyalty are valued more than money.
know your breaking point.
no one is allowed to profit off a disease or war, only the cure and peace, but do not think you can make war or create disease in order to profit off of the cure, that will only create for you, life in prison.
sometimes, it’s time to go.
if you want nice and well meaning people to go away, ignore them.
if you make a statement of fact, back it up, post the link.
(more coming soon)
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Town Mascots
~Places of Interest in Far Away
Bol’shoy Library.
Atticus II, Outdoor Theatre (seasonal).
Tuesday’s Farmer’s Market (seasonal).
Fun Time, Water Slide & Ballooning (seasonal).
Fun Time, Skiing and Skating (seasonal).
Fun Time, Mountain Cycling & Bungee (at your peril).
Fun Time, Bowling & Roller Skating (seasonal).
Fun Time, Putt-Putt & Kiddieland Amusement (seasonal).
Lake Chrysos, Swimming, Sailing and Fishing (seasonal).
Lake Chrysos, Ice Skating, Hockey and Plunging (seasonal).
Mel’s Shooting, Archery & Golf Range (seasonal).
~Community
American Legion
Masonic Hall
Gnostic Church
Christian Churches
Asatru Temple
Far Away History Museum
Far Away Gun Club
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Town Seal
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~Festivals and Events in Far Away
Settler’s Days.
Flight Show.
4th of July.
Bike Race $ Follies
Bastille Days.
Garden Show.
Shakespeare Theatre.
Carnival.
Highland Games.
Olympics: Summer & Winter.
Greek Theatre.
Italian Festival.
Labor Day Picnic.
Harvest Festival.
Michaelmas.
Hallowe’en.
Martinmas.
Vectren’s Day.
Thanksgiving.
Christmas Fair.
Advent Festival.
New Years Ball.
Winter Festival.
Masked Ball.
Farming Lectures
Writer’s Festival.
Book Fair.
Spring Easter & Ostara Festival.
Planting.
May Day.
Barn Dancing.
Ulysses.
Midsummer -St. John’s Tide.
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~Demographics
Population 23k
55 & over: 4k
25-55: 5.5k
0-24: 13.5k
~City Services
Mayor’s Office
Housing
Health & Clinic
Water & Sewer
Electric & Gas
Streets & Sanitation
Forestry & Landscaping
Sheriff’s Department
Magistrate
Fire Department
Schools & Rec
Post Office
Radio Station
Free Internet
Library: History & Philosophy Lectures.
Weekend Movies & Films.
we need more of this
(the conspiracy is to divide and conquer, by the people who say this is a conspiracy, they work for the money men)
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