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Dear Lane,
You were at the grocery store last week and dropped your cell phone, I picked it up and handed it to you, remember? I’ll be sending you an invoice for my services next week. I expect prompt payment. Let’s hope we don’t need to get lawyers involved here Lane.

Oh, and God called, he’s asking you to return the imagination and all that inspiration he gave you over the years. There seems to be a little dispute over who really owns the copyrights, he expects full payment, if not now, eventually.

This story has crossed over the line of petty. If Lane Hartwell was ever going to make her mark in life this was it; certainly wasn’t her work, how sad, she had potential, so young too. What some people won’t do for fame and fortune.

Let’s look at this from a civilized and human perspective: All that needed to be done in this situation was for the band to give her and all others credit at the end of the video and maybe links on their web site with a note to check out their great and ongoing work and a thank you very much! THE END. Oh wait, THEY DID!

If any significant money was ever to be made off this thing, perhaps some charity could have been suggested. It was a fluke, political parody and cultural art, something Lane should understand since this is how she makes her living! However, she applies and accommodates this blessing only to herself which proves she fails at life.

They often say what goes around comes around, we will have to see if any of her subjects sue her. Might I suggest getting all those release forms in order Lane, especially, from those free spirited radical attorneys you took photos of at Burning Man. What’s this! You took them down from your site?!

If someone puts a web page together I would be happy to help locate a few of her subjects. This could be a great opportunity to get in on a piece of that law suit pie. YUM!

Oh, and Lane the charity you plan on giving the law suit money to, it’s tainted! How rude to do that to children. This move really highlights low character and a real desperation for attention. Try something constructive like a vlog instead, how stupid do you really think people are? What will you do next, donate your Christmas table scraps to the local food bank? Send each charitable kid a signed Santa photos drinking bleach and wearing a reindeer strap-on for the Holidays?

The only thing that can save you now in the eyes of the public Lane is to blame your lawyer. We’ve all been down that road and even if it’s still a lie and you are really just a greedy opportunistic little sow, odds on favorite we will give you the benefit of the doubt over the lawyer.

Until then, Lane Hartwell will be forever known as the bitch who sued a You Tube Band (laugh). Well, you go girl! Whore away! Get you some of that fetching bling bling!

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